"What the fuck is this sex shit I see now?"

Yes, it s true. Those of you who have been waiting years for Me do to this, it is finally here. I caved! It's mainly because I love your money hahaha... But also, you know what? I don't give a shit anymore. I don't care what other catty stupid Dommes think and I don't care what any elitist little fuck "slave" thinks either. If I feel like being paid to cum, you bet your sweet ass I'm going to do it! Not all the time of course, as this shit is STILL on My terms, not yours. But hey, you might get lucky right? So stop on by to My Cam Show and see if I'm available and in the mood. If I'm not, well too bad. But if I am... hot damn! It'll be your lucky day!

Obey.

Hahaha... Anyway in that same vein as I've decided to branch out in My shows, I came across a really cool piece of equipment. I am looking into purchasing a VSEX Fucking Machine for My shows. Basically the idea is that you guys who are more vanilla oriented come into the show and I send you a link. you go to the link and I give you a password, which you enter and the site allows you to CONTROL the sex machine. you control the speed and depth of the machine while it is being used by Me. How fuckin cool is that? I am also looking into other things for My shows on Streamate such as an additional cam view and videos to be sold on Streamate. Of course the sex machine and all that will also be available on any other site I cam on, such as through Skype or whatever. 

(Not the actual machine, I couldn't find a photo of it without a naked girl in it :D)

I have to update the website soon. I haven't been keeping on top of that or of uploading content to Clips4Sale or the various other clip sites I have opened stores on. Basically the idea behind that is to offer all My content on many different sites just in case guys don't want to register on clips4sale. Everyone has their own favourite clip site, so offering more places will make it easier on you guys.

I'm still looking for video slaves. Mistress Snovia and I are looking for video slaves who have very few limits. you must also be willing to travel to Los Angeles and provide your own hotel room and transportation. The final requirement is that you must be willing to cover the dungeon rental for our clip filming day, which will be 10 hours and costs $300. If you are not willing to do that, We are not willing to basically give you a free 10 hour long session LOL... I realise this is like searching for a needle in a haystack, but if you want to serve Us it will be on Our terms, not yours. Yes, we are going to use and abuse you. Can't handle it? Keep moving!

It's been an INCREDIBLY long time!

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So, so busy... Happy Mother's day E/everyone! Here's what I've been up to this past week..

Hey guys! I'm overdue for another written blog. A lot of things have happened since My last blog! I have had a few really fab sessions with some really sweet subs. I'm having a blast working at the Catsuit Lounge! We just did a photoshoot a couple of days ago, and I can't wait to get the photos back from that! Here is a shot taken that day, taken by the lovely Siren Savannah! 

There were SO many great photos taken that day! I can't wait to see the rest!

I've been updating so many things, and been so busy in the last week. I'm working on getting My niteflirt lines up, but I can't seem to get the HTML right. What's a niteflirt listing if it doesn't look good? I need a slave who can do HTML, specifically NiteFlirt listings. Of course I'm not going to pay for it, what Mistress pays for that shit? But, you'll be serving Me anyway. 

There are so many websites I've been on creating new content and sometimes it's hard to keep up with them all! I've got some new content up on clips4sale, so go and check that out! I was also turned on to this new app called Kinotopic by the lovely Fetish Jade, and it is so much fun! It's an app that creates .gifs of very short videos. I've already created quite a few, like this one:

<img alt='536af29fc76ceb4594000128' src='http://cdn.kinotopic.com/system/paperclip/kinos/pics/536a/f29f/c76c/eb45/9400/0128/original/536af29fc76ceb4594000128.gif?1399518250' />

Super sexy, right? Anyway, there's so much new shit coming soon. I'm contemplating doing a clips4sale membership site where you can pay to have all My content, but only if I make a habit of making new content all the time. Sometimes I can't be bothered, so I'm on the fence about it. Maybe if you perverts can convince Me ;)

Other than all the updating and new stuff as far as fetish endeavors goes, I've been enjoying Myself quite a bit at My new home. Many of you know I moved to a new home recently and this place is absolutely fabulous! The best part of this new house is that we have a pool... It's still a little bit too cold to swim in, but SOON! Oh, I can't wait! I've even contemplated camming from the poolside, woudn't that be nice? Haha.. Living the life.. Speaking of, I'm on Streamate now. I think I'll be deleting My Naked.com page on My website, simply because Streamate is so incredibly superior as a camming site, I see no need to ever log on to naked again. Unfortunately all My regulars on Naked don't necessarily know I'm on streamate now, and I'm allowed to pimp My twitter on Naked, which gets Me more followers. So, I'm still on the fence.

That's about it for now. I'll probably think of a hell of a lot more later. Knowing that you guys hang off My every word, I'm not too worried about keeping you waiting ;)

Happy Mother's Day!

My First Wrestling Match..

 

 

          As many of you already know, I recently started working at the Catsuit Lounge with the lovely Madame Jade. She's been throwing lots of stuff My way, and while I've been doing this for almost 19 years now, I have certainly not done everything there is to do (I'm always learning!). And last night was no different, as I was getting ready for one of My regulars to come in, Jade told Me I had another appointment straight after for "fantasy wrestling". I have to admit, I was a little apprehensive. Having never done any sort of fantasy wrestling before, it was going to be a trial by fire for sure! I had always seen stuff on clips4sale involving femdom wrestling, and you'll often see the studios dedicated to it in the top 50 clipstores and many of those types of clips in the top clip list. But I always thought to do the femdom wrestling, you had to know moves and you had to be pretty buff like what you see with the muscle builder fetishes..

 

          Well, this time I admit I was wrong. While that does help sometimes, not all guys are into that body builder type. And the session itself turned out to be a lot easier than I thought it would be. Before the session, Jade came in and set up the mats for Me. She was gracious enough to give Me a short crash course on what to do, but assured Me it would be fun and easy. He eventually arrived and I let him know I was new to this, and that the only rules were no serious upsidown or weird angled roughage and to above all be mindful of and very careful with the boobs (don't want them popping under pressure or from a fall or hit). Jade had mentioned a roleplay he also wanted involved so I asked him and he had come up with a great idea..

 

          I don't normally do roleplaying. That's not to say I'm not into it, but for some reason the clients who call Me up don't normally ask for it (unless it involves some kind of AB/DL kind of thing). Most of My sessions are based in reality, meaning we're doing a scene where I'm not pretending to be someone I'm not and neither are you. Real Domme and sub action. But I'm always open to new ideas, so I ran with this one. I have to say, it was the most fun I have had in a session in a long time!

(Here's Me straight after.. a hot mess but luckily no makeup smudges!)

 

          We had an hour and a half of roleplay and wrestling, having the upper hand on and off, switching between power. That's not something I usually do, either, but in this case it was appropriate for the scene. I've been going to fit camp 3 times a week and I was rather sore from Wednesday's class, but nowhere near as sore as I was destined to be after this workout! When people say fantasy wrestling, what usually comes to mind is playful, not serious tumbling around. That is NOT what this was. I was using all of My strength throughout the session, and after he admitted he was also using *most* of his. I was quite proud really, going up against a good sized, healthy grown man for that long! All the while still playing within the bounds of the roleplay.

 

          After it was over we had a few minutes still to calm down, drink some water and chat. He was a very nice fellow, and I would not hesitate to see him again. He was very sweet and I was glad to see that he enjoyed our session very much. I surprised Myself this time, getting so into the roleplay that it just came so natural that it almost was reality! You know the type of scene, the one that just fits. You must also know the other type, stiff, forced, one that just makes you feel silly. This was the opposite! I also surprised Myself how natural the fantasy wrestling part came to Me. Even though I had never done it before, I instinctively knew what to do..

 

          I will certainly not shy away from any more wrestling sessions, and may practice a little with My slave to prepare for perhaps some new clip content for My clips4sale store. I can safely say, though, that fantasy wrestling will be added to My repertoire of kinks! What about you, would you try a wrestling session with Me in a bikini?

Finally an Update! - Ex-posted from Previous Blog from April 11th, 2014

So I promised you all an update a while back. Well, here it is! I know, its ok. I can do that, I'm the Mistress

So a lot of things have happened since I last wrote The last 6 months have been very trying for Me and a lot of things have changed. For the better though, thankfully! The most noteworthy of which is the fact I have moved, yet again. This time though, I have moved in with some really cool people who thankfully are very open minded and are ok with what I do for a living. They are also ok with the 3 hearses My slave and I own, and trust Me it's REALLY hard to find a place to live with those things. Unfortunately just today I've been informed that the neighbor, in a fit of immaturity, doesn't like the cars and took photos and sent them to the landlord. Here we go with the hearsicution! We'll see what happens.

 

My slave got a promotion and I have a renewal of live sessions coming up as I have been introduced to the beautiful Fetish Jade and invited to do sessions at her awesome dungeon, The Catsuit Lounge. I was doing sessions before, but I generally let the subs come to Me. I was also very ill in January, so much so that I had to cancel My appearance at AVN's dungeon "The Lair", with the awesome talented Ladies there (MistressCnLA, Master Dani, Mistress Thick to name a few). I was super bummed about that as I'm sure many of My fans were, even though I did not announce it on this page. Anyway, I'm all better now, thanks to My new diet.

 

I'm on Herbalife now. I know, you guys probably think or have heard from others that it's a scam. But the only people who spread that are people who don't know and have just heard that, or those who have tried it and been too lazy to follow it properly. It does work, and even though it's a little pricey I will gladly pay it (or make you losers pay for it!) if it means continuing the success I have had with it. I've lost about 10 pounds, and all My illness issues have cleared up. I feel better than ever, and because of that I am ending My hiatus and triumphantly returning to the world of Kink! I sell the shit too, in case you guys are interested

 

So from now on, it's up and up from here. I have ended My searches for Lifestyle slaves, which I will update on the Opportunities page soon. They're annoying and they always want more than what I want to give. Stupid males... I have one wonderful sissy maid who unfortunately has been quite sick lately but he at least comes a couple of times a month and that is currently all I need. An obedient slave also recently bought Me professional lighting and a camera so I can film content, as well, so I will be doing that soon too. I don't like doing custom clips because it is too little money for a bunch of retarded requests, because for some reason you guys just can't be happy with what I film on My own. Seriously I have had some really strange requests for fuckall money. If you want a complete and true custom clip, you had better be prepared to pay out the ass, sweetheart!

 

I'm also contemplating studying Hypnotism. Jade has graciously turned Me on to it and provided Me with some links to start wth. She has been so much help already and I have only known her very briefly. So hypnotism, clips, maybe some Ebanned auctions.. So much to do! I better get to it, then. I'll probably think of more tidbits for you Xavialoonies later, but for now Ta ta!

Big Update Soon, But 1st: Skank-ass Idiot Pantyboy Loser! - Ex-posted from Previous Blog from September 22nd, 2013

Many of you know I've been on a hiatus from tending to My website for quite some time, and that I have recently returned to My site and to webcamming and live sessions. In light of that, you A/all have a big update coming from Me, but first let Me share with you what happened to Me and My slave this morning.


My slave took it upon himself to find Me a plaything. Being an intelligent little sub, he knows what I want and need, so he began searching on the typical sites. So there he is on craigslist, and he sees a little sub boy who looks like he might be fun to play with.
Oh, he was wrong.


What a skank ass little bitchboy! This little twat was too stupid to type My name into the search engine and find much at all. he couldn't even find this website, all he found was, and I quote:


"a ratched assed cake faced model"


Hahaha! And My name, known all over the fucking world, is fake, too. A "dumb piece of shit sub and a wannabe Mistress".


Oh my...what a predicament we have ourselves in now, don't we, faggot?


A pathetic little crossdressing fuckwad who can't find a real Mistress so he has to resort to craigslist and beg for one. I bet you're a broke ass little cunt and couldn't even pay for the priviledge of My presence. There are thousands of people all over the world who have seen Me perform fetish shows, demos, live private sessions and online. Surely they are all wrong! Hahaha! And here he is Ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure!








Look at that tiny little dick! Hahaha..even the picture is small....are you trying to tell us something sweetheart? That is if these photos are real, and not stolen and fake as he accuses others to be. How pathetic!

Where Have All the Slaveboys Gone? - Exposted from Previous Blog from November 20th, 2012

Well, I can't say I'm not surpised that so many of My "slaves" have disappeared from the earth it seems. Whenever things get tough, they slither away into the night forgetting about their duties to their Mistress. Well for those of you who have stuck around and served Me well consistently, you will be rewarded. For those of you who have abandoned your responsibilities, you will soon be ousted on this website and on My YouTube channel! What fun!

Speaking of ousting, I never did get around to ousting that little retard Sune Andersson from the netherlands. I was going to phone his wife up on camera and tell her all about her husband's escapades. What do you think boys, should I still do it? Hahaha! It's NEVER too late! Just when I have given him a false sense of security that nothing is going to happen to him, BAM! Hehehe... And speaking of this little loser, here's another photo of the cunt!

What a LOSER! See what happens when you cross Me boys? The result isn't good. This little bastard is lucky I've been so busy lately that I don't have the time to reem his ass! As for those of you who are good boys, I'm still angry at a few of you. When you serve Me well and I ask you for a photo of yourself, with or without your face showing, you should take it as a COMPLIMENT|. It is an honor to be asked for that, so I can post you on My Winners of the Week section. Why you guys refuse to do this is beyond Me. A bunch of pathetic little cowards!

In other news, in addition to working with Her on a new internet television show, I have been asked to attend Mistress C's Dungeon at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in January! It's called the Lair, and the event will be held in Las Vegas. Want to come out to see Me in PERSON? Check out more info here. Also check out Mistress C's world here, She's lovely!

I did so much this past month, one of those things being working Monsterpalooza with GraveRides Magazine. I was manning the booth, using My sexiness to manipulate men into buying tshirts hahaha! And who showed up? Well Ron Jeremy himself. He isn't as disgusting as I imagined him, really. But man he is a whore! Here is a cool shot of Me on the second day of Monsterpalooza, having been in too much of a hurry to get all dolled up. Ha!

Ahahahaha...Oh Ron Jeremy...yick. Anyway hmmm, what else? OH! My slave was disobedient recently. And you know what happens to disobedient slaves? They get punished of course! Take a look at what happened to him the other day, after being sassy! Hehehehe...he even makes a little pouty face...awwwwww....



Thats about it for now, I think. I have a new smokeslave who I think is going to serve Me well. We'll see about that...I have many boys who are vying for My attention but who do not follow through. This one seems genuine..I have others who have yet to prove themselves. you know who you are!