Sunday, May 11, 2014

So, so busy... Happy Mother's day E/everyone! Here's what I've been up to this past week..

Hey guys! I'm overdue for another written blog. A lot of things have happened since My last blog! I have had a few really fab sessions with some really sweet subs. I'm having a blast working at the Catsuit Lounge! We just did a photoshoot a couple of days ago, and I can't wait to get the photos back from that! Here is a shot taken that day, taken by the lovely Siren Savannah! 

There were SO many great photos taken that day! I can't wait to see the rest!

I've been updating so many things, and been so busy in the last week. I'm working on getting My niteflirt lines up, but I can't seem to get the HTML right. What's a niteflirt listing if it doesn't look good? I need a slave who can do HTML, specifically NiteFlirt listings. Of course I'm not going to pay for it, what Mistress pays for that shit? But, you'll be serving Me anyway. 

There are so many websites I've been on creating new content and sometimes it's hard to keep up with them all! I've got some new content up on clips4sale, so go and check that out! I was also turned on to this new app called Kinotopic by the lovely Fetish Jade, and it is so much fun! It's an app that creates .gifs of very short videos. I've already created quite a few, like this one:

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Super sexy, right? Anyway, there's so much new shit coming soon. I'm contemplating doing a clips4sale membership site where you can pay to have all My content, but only if I make a habit of making new content all the time. Sometimes I can't be bothered, so I'm on the fence about it. Maybe if you perverts can convince Me ;)

Other than all the updating and new stuff as far as fetish endeavors goes, I've been enjoying Myself quite a bit at My new home. Many of you know I moved to a new home recently and this place is absolutely fabulous! The best part of this new house is that we have a pool... It's still a little bit too cold to swim in, but SOON! Oh, I can't wait! I've even contemplated camming from the poolside, woudn't that be nice? Haha.. Living the life.. Speaking of, I'm on Streamate now. I think I'll be deleting My page on My website, simply because Streamate is so incredibly superior as a camming site, I see no need to ever log on to naked again. Unfortunately all My regulars on Naked don't necessarily know I'm on streamate now, and I'm allowed to pimp My twitter on Naked, which gets Me more followers. So, I'm still on the fence.

That's about it for now. I'll probably think of a hell of a lot more later. Knowing that you guys hang off My every word, I'm not too worried about keeping you waiting ;)

Happy Mother's Day!

Friday, May 2, 2014

My First Wrestling Match..

          As many of you already know, I recently started working at the Catsuit Lounge with the lovely Madame Jade. She's been throwing lots of stuff My way, and while I've been doing this for almost 19 years now, I have certainly not done everything there is to do (I'm always learning!). And last night was no different, as I was getting ready for one of My regulars to come in, Jade told Me I had another appointment straight after for "fantasy wrestling". I have to admit, I was a little apprehensive. Having never done any sort of fantasy wrestling before, it was going to be a trial by fire for sure! I had always seen stuff on clips4sale involving femdom wrestling, and you'll often see the studios dedicated to it in the top 50 clipstores and many of those types of clips in the top clip list. But I always thought to do the femdom wrestling, you had to know moves and you had to be pretty buff like what you see with the muscle builder fetishes..
          Well, this time I admit I was wrong. While that does help sometimes, not all guys are into that body builder type. And the session itself turned out to be a lot easier than I thought it would be. Before the session, Jade came in and set up the mats for Me. She was gracious enough to give Me a short crash course on what to do, but assured Me it would be fun and easy. He eventually arrived and I let him know I was new to this, and that the only rules were no serious upsidown or weird angled roughage and to above all be mindful of and very careful with the boobs (don't want them popping under pressure or from a fall or hit). Jade had mentioned a roleplay he also wanted involved so I asked him and he had come up with a great idea..
          I don't normally do roleplaying. That's not to say I'm not into it, but for some reason the clients who call Me up don't normally ask for it (unless it involves some kind of AB/DL kind of thing). Most of My sessions are based in reality, meaning we're doing a scene where I'm not pretending to be someone I'm not and neither are you. Real Domme and sub action. But I'm always open to new ideas, so I ran with this one. I have to say, it was the most fun I have had in a session in a long time!
(Here's Me straight after.. a hot mess but luckily no makeup smudges!)
          We had an hour and a half of roleplay and wrestling, having the upper hand on and off, switching between power. That's not something I usually do, either, but in this case it was appropriate for the scene. I've been going to fit camp 3 times a week and I was rather sore from Wednesday's class, but nowhere near as sore as I was destined to be after this workout! When people say fantasy wrestling, what usually comes to mind is playful, not serious tumbling around. That is NOT what this was. I was using all of My strength throughout the session, and after he admitted he was also using *most* of his. I was quite proud really, going up against a good sized, healthy grown man for that long! All the while still playing within the bounds of the roleplay.
          After it was over we had a few minutes still to calm down, drink some water and chat. He was a very nice fellow, and I would not hesitate to see him again. He was very sweet and I was glad to see that he enjoyed our session very much. I surprised Myself this time, getting so into the roleplay that it just came so natural that it almost was reality! You know the type of scene, the one that just fits. You must also know the other type, stiff, forced, one that just makes you feel silly. This was the opposite! I also surprised Myself how natural the fantasy wrestling part came to Me. Even though I had never done it before, I instinctively knew what to do..
          I will certainly not shy away from any more wrestling sessions, and may practice a little with My slave to prepare for perhaps some new clip content for My clips4sale store. I can safely say, though, that fantasy wrestling will be added to My repertoire of kinks! What about you, would you try a wrestling session with Me in a bikini?

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Finally an Update! - Ex-posted from Previous Blog from April 11th, 2014

So I promised you all an update a while back. Well, here it is! I know, its ok. I can do that, I'm the Mistress :)
So a lot of things have happened since I last wrote The last 6 months have been very trying for Me and a lot of things have changed. For the better though, thankfully! The most noteworthy of which is the fact I have moved, yet again. This time though, I have moved in with some really cool people who thankfully are very open minded and are ok with what I do for a living. They are also ok with the 3 hearses My slave and I own, and trust Me it's REALLY hard to find a place to live with those things. Unfortunately just today I've been informed that the neighbor, in a fit of immaturity, doesn't like the cars and took photos and sent them to the landlord. Here we go with the hearsicution! We'll see what happens.
My slave got a promotion and I have a renewal of live sessions coming up as I have been introduced to the beautiful Fetish Jade and invited to do sessions at her awesome dungeon, The Catsuit Lounge. I was doing sessions before, but I generally let the subs come to Me. I was also very ill in January, so much so that I had to cancel My appearance at AVN's dungeon "The Lair", with the awesome talented Ladies there (MistressCnLA, Master Dani, Mistress Thick to name a few). I was super bummed about that as I'm sure many of My fans were, even though I did not announce it on this page. Anyway, I'm all better now, thanks to My new diet.
I'm on Herbalife now. I know, you guys probably think or have heard from others that it's a scam. But the only people who spread that are people who don't know and have just heard that, or those who have tried it and been too lazy to follow it properly. It does work, and even though it's a little pricey I will gladly pay it (or make you losers pay for it!) if it means continuing the success I have had with it. I've lost about 10 pounds, and all My illness issues have cleared up. I feel better than ever, and because of that I am ending My hiatus and triumphantly returning to the world of Kink! I sell the shit too, in case you guys are interested ;)
So from now on, it's up and up from here. I have ended My searches for Lifestyle slaves, which I will update on the Opportunities page soon. They're annoying and they always want more than what I want to give. Stupid males... I have one wonderful sissy maid who unfortunately has been quite sick lately but he at least comes a couple of times a month and that is currently all I need. An obedient slave also recently bought Me professional lighting and a camera so I can film content, as well, so I will be doing that soon too. I don't like doing custom clips because it is too little money for a bunch of retarded requests, because for some reason you guys just can't be happy with what I film on My own. Seriously I have had some really strange requests for fuckall money. If you want a complete and true custom clip, you had better be prepared to pay out the ass, sweetheart!
I'm also contemplating studying Hypnotism. Jade has graciously turned Me on to it and provided Me with some links to start wth. She has been so much help already and I have only known her very briefly. So hypnotism, clips, maybe some Ebanned auctions.. So much to do! I better get to it, then. I'll probably think of more tidbits for you Xavialoonies later, but for now Ta ta!

Big Update Soon, But 1st: Skank-ass Idiot Pantyboy Loser! - Ex-posted from Previous Blog from September 22nd, 2013

Many of you know I've been on a hiatus from tending to My website for quite some time, and that I have recently returned to My site and to webcamming and live sessions. In light of that, you A/all have a big update coming from Me, but first let Me share with you what happened to Me and My slave this morning.

My slave took it upon himself to find Me a plaything. Being an intelligent little sub, he knows what I want and need, so he began searching on the typical sites. So there he is on craigslist, and he sees a little sub boy who looks like he might be fun to play with.
Oh, he was wrong.

What a skank ass little bitchboy! This little twat was too stupid to type My name into the search engine and find much at all. he couldn't even find this website, all he found was, and I quote:

"a ratched assed cake faced model"

Hahaha! And My name, known all over the fucking world, is fake, too. A "dumb piece of shit sub and a wannabe Mistress".

Oh my...what a predicament we have ourselves in now, don't we, faggot?

A pathetic little crossdressing fuckwad who can't find a real Mistress so he has to resort to craigslist and beg for one. I bet you're a broke ass little cunt and couldn't even pay for the priviledge of My presence. There are thousands of people all over the world who have seen Me perform fetish shows, demos, live private sessions and online. Surely they are all wrong! Hahaha! And here he is Ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure!

Look at that tiny little dick! Hahaha..even the picture is small....are you trying to tell us something sweetheart? That is if these photos are real, and not stolen and fake as he accuses others to be. How pathetic!

Where Have All the Slaveboys Gone? - Exposted from Previous Blog from November 20th, 2012

Well, I can't say I'm not surpised that so many of My "slaves" have disappeared from the earth it seems. Whenever things get tough, they slither away into the night forgetting about their duties to their Mistress. Well for those of you who have stuck around and served Me well consistently, you will be rewarded. For those of you who have abandoned your responsibilities, you will soon be ousted on this website and on My YouTube channel! What fun!

Speaking of ousting, I never did get around to ousting that little retard Sune Andersson from the netherlands. I was going to phone his wife up on camera and tell her all about her husband's escapades. What do you think boys, should I still do it? Hahaha! It's NEVER too late! Just when I have given him a false sense of security that nothing is going to happen to him, BAM! Hehehe... And speaking of this little loser, here's another photo of the cunt!

What a LOSER! See what happens when you cross Me boys? The result isn't good. This little bastard is lucky I've been so busy lately that I don't have the time to reem his ass! As for those of you who are good boys, I'm still angry at a few of you. When you serve Me well and I ask you for a photo of yourself, with or without your face showing, you should take it as a COMPLIMENT|. It is an honor to be asked for that, so I can post you on My Winners of the Week section. Why you guys refuse to do this is beyond Me. A bunch of pathetic little cowards!

In other news, in addition to working with Her on a new internet television show, I have been asked to attend Mistress C's Dungeon at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in January! It's called the Lair, and the event will be held in Las Vegas. Want to come out to see Me in PERSON? Check out more info here. Also check out Mistress C's world here, She's lovely!

I did so much this past month, one of those things being working Monsterpalooza with GraveRides Magazine. I was manning the booth, using My sexiness to manipulate men into buying tshirts hahaha! And who showed up? Well Ron Jeremy himself. He isn't as disgusting as I imagined him, really. But man he is a whore! Here is a cool shot of Me on the second day of Monsterpalooza, having been in too much of a hurry to get all dolled up. Ha!

Ahahahaha...Oh Ron Jeremy...yick. Anyway hmmm, what else? OH! My slave was disobedient recently. And you know what happens to disobedient slaves? They get punished of course! Take a look at what happened to him the other day, after being sassy! Hehehehe...he even makes a little pouty face...awwwwww....

Thats about it for now, I think. I have a new smokeslave who I think is going to serve Me well. We'll see about that...I have many boys who are vying for My attention but who do not follow through. This one seems genuine..I have others who have yet to prove themselves. you know who you are!

A Huge Update! - Ex-posted from Previous Blog from October 23rd, 2012

Okay, I suppose an update is in order since I've been away and neglecting this website for much too long. I have been so busy, especially with the "Holiday" season (October is a crazy month for Us hearse drivers!)! Some of you may also know that I have also been quite ill from the end of September and the beginning of  October. Now I'm feeling much better and have a few minutes to Myself finally!

So what have I been up to? Lots! For one, I moved again. Unfortunately, Time Warner (shitty company, don't ever get them!) informed Me 3 weeks after I moved that they would not be able to transfer My intenet service because I could not get their service at My new home. Really? It took them THIS long to tell Me that????! So needless to say, I also have not even had the internet to be able to update this site, and My only connection to the online world has been through My iPhone. There have been a few big events that have happened since I last updated you all.

The weekend of September 23rd I set off with one of My slaves and My good Friend Master Dani to head up to San Francisco for the Folsom Street Fair! It was going to be a wonderful time, and W/we took My slave's RV. We rode down the highway 101, by the side of the ocean headed for sunset...hehe. Just after passing Solvang (many of you Californians will know where I mean), the RV started to fill with smoke! We pulled over, and doscivered the transmission had failed. After much frustration and many phone calls, finally someone came to help and W/we arrived at Anderson's Pea Soup Inn! There is a short, embarassing video of Me being very un-Mistresslike that was taken at this location, which I will link here:

Ha! Well that was embarassing. But, it was fun. Mistress can do whatever She wants! Anyway, there was much adventure from there until Folsom, but I'll just cut to the chase. W/we had a GREAT time! In fact, W/we couldnt go but a few feet without having O/our pictures taken! I had My slave from home and another slave who came all the way from mid-country to attend with Me. Here are a few photos from the event, courtesy and copyright of Casper Dalhof (who incidentally was in SF to cover a different event, and saw U/us outside the hotel waiting for the shuttle, took photos and asked where W/we were headed!)

That second one is of both of My slaves. The male who came from far away is named sissy rini, and unfortunately I haven't got all the photos taken by Master Dani, so there will be pics of his entire outfit soon! I will add them to a brand new photo gallery for your viewing pleasure. All in all, a good time was had by E/everyone, even with the difficulties of breaking down. I strongly recommend anyone who can to check out the Folsom Street Fair next year! It is typically held on the last sunday of September. Don't miss it!

Other than Folsom, I have been very busy with October and Halloween in particular. This past Saturday, it was the culmination of 2 1/2 months of planning between My slave, Myself, and many many others. The Graverides/Girls and Corpses Halloween party was a huge success, and people came from all over to attend. There were hot girls, hearses, corpses, and three great bands to name a few of the things that went on there. My friend Edward Transylvania played the event at My request, who is the lead singer of a wonderfully dark band called Experiment Perilous. Here are a few photos from the Halloween party, since I know you sluts just love oogling over pics of Me :D

Here I am with the Lovely Mistress C! This whip I am holding in My hand was actually broken on one of My slaves that night, as I whipped him so hard the leather tips fell off! There will be more photos to come, but for now check out the aftermath of said whipping!

Heehee! And speaking of Mistress C, I have a big announcement! I will be uploading content to an internet television station run by Mistress C very very soon! Stay tuned for more info, and possibly a talk show featuring yours truly! I am so excited about the changes that are coming, and you should be too! For now, I have to get back to My end of October Halloween plans! See you losers later!

End of an Adventure - Ex-posted from Previous Blog from August 9th, 2012

Well, I figured I'd just copy and paste this from the message I posted on the KinkLive forums. This is whats currently going on:

Hi E/everyone. Some of you may have noticed that I haven't been on KinkLive for a couple of days and that I ended early the last time I was on. You may have also noticed that I'm not on the schedule anymore. I am here to tell those of you who have been My loyal fans for almost the past year the unfortunate news that I will no longer be broadcasting with KinkLive.

When I first came here to Kink, they had never had a Domme-only model, let alone a model who did not masturbate on cam! I was confident, and I showed that I could hold My own and indeed was one of the top models for a long time. However, that has changed. With a combination of a declining economy, the new changes to kink that have seemed to drive away some of the regulars, and some of My regulars just disappearing for various reasons (that most of them have shared with Me), I just have to move on to other things. I know that there are many of you who did not visit My shows simply because I wasn't your cup of tea and that is totally fine. But to those of you who visited Me regularly, be you a sub or slave or just someone who liked to come in an chat, I deeply regret the fact that I have to do this.

I am moving on to other projects, but I will still be remaining in the Pro-Domme and Lifestyle Domme world (naturally!). I want to thank each and every one of you that has supported Me throughout the last year. I also want to thank the AWESOME people at KinkLive in LA especially, and the great people up in san fran (that especially includes you kedra and missbigguns!). I want to thank you all for giving Me a chance when you didn't know if My way would work for your site, and believing in Me and supporting Me. Franko from down here at KinkLiveLA, I especially want to thank you for being so freakin awesome and supportive and just a fun guy. I will miss you ALL, this is a very hard decision I have had to make.

I realize that I could have stayed to the end, but I need to focus My attention elsewhere now. I will never forget you guys, and I hope someday soon we can have a reunion. To all My fans, you can keep up with Me on My website at or on twitter as @LadyXavialune Please go to the site, join the forum, start chatting, keep in touch because I have met so many great people on this site and I really don't want to lose contact with you guys. Thank you all again and I hope you'll miss Me as much as I'll miss you!

Stay kinky E/everyone.


Some Updates, Pretty Things, Great Ideas and Some Bad News.. - Ex-posted from Previous Blog from July 30th, 2012

Well hello again boys! I have some new updates for you.There has been a lot going on, and I have had so much to do over the last couple of weeks. Firstly let Me say that since I've been so busy, if you sent Me an email or other correspondence and I didn't get back to you, either keep waiting or send the message again. I am constantly buried in emails and things to do and there just isn't enough of Me to go around all the time. So if you don't hear back, keep trying! Second, if you guys didn't notice, I LOVE GIFTS! Head on over to My wishlist and buy Me things like one of My slaves did:
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Isn't it PRETTY?! I love wigs and anything that's on My wishlist, really. And little slaves like you know that Mistress has exquisite taste, and deserves to have beautiful things, right? Right. So head over to the Serve Me page and click on the wishlists tab. TONS of stuff guys, no excuses. Small things, big things, cheap things, expensive things. Everything! I don't care what you choose, I just love gifts and surprises! Get to it!
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Next, we have an idea that was mentioned on KinkLive. Now what you boys and girls say if you could see Me fuck a sex doll in private? Wou;dn't that be AWESOME? Those of you out there who know Me know that I do not do that sort of thing on cam. So what would you do to be able to see it? Well, it's called a RealDoll. Yes, those creepy lifelike sex dolls that you've seen on YouTube or late at night on the weird sex shows. But I don't want just any real doll. I want the Hermaphrodite one! She looks like a Woman, has tits, a vagina...but a penis too! How hot is that?
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So how much is this going to cost? According to sissyslutrini, about $7,000. I will be putting up a WePay campaign, and pimping this idea on this website, the forums, twitter, etc. Anything you can send, it doesn't matter how much. It will all add up! I am hoping to have this goal by Christmas...what a great Christmas gift it would be!
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I want you all reading this to go register on the forums and start posting. I have a new section called "Ask the Mistress" , and this section is mainly geared towards those of you who want Me to mention you and your question on My upcoming podcast. I won't be starting the podcast until I get enough people on board. Since My site is relatively new, we haven't quite reached that point yet. Once we do, though, I will introduce new segments every once in a while and you guys are able to make suggestions on what segments you want to see!
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Now that all that good stuff is out of the way, I have some bad news. Bad news for those of you who watch Me on KinkLive. It has been announced that KinkLive LA will be shutting down as of August 31st. Now this isn't something that was announced publicly on the KinkLive forums, so please don't bring it up in the chat when you come to visit. I am letting you all know that may have come here as per My instructions from Kink, and this is one of the reasons I am directing you here. As of August 31st, I will no longer be working for Kink. There is a chance I will work for Kink again once they have the work-from-home option, but that may not be for a while. Until then, you can catch Me back on FetishChatLive ( and Come and show your support on Kink until August 31st rolls around. after that, you wont be able to view Me in the HD amazing camera, awesome set and superb lighting that KinkLive provides.
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So, whether you get gifts from My wishlist, send Me tribute, book a skype session, visit Me on cam or even book a live session, KEEP SERVING ME! you know how much I permeate your life, and you know how much you worship Me!

Sybian Show - Ex-posted from Previous Blog from July 19th, 2012


That's right, boys! Today's the day I sit on the Sybian at KinkLive for the first time! I havent updated the calendar for this week, and for that I am sorry. But I will soon...all you need to know is that My show starts in 2 hours! That's right, 5pm PST and going until 8pm, possibly later! Go register, buy some kinks, and get ready because you don't have much time. I am excited about this as well as a little bit nervous, as I haven't done this kind of thing in front of an audience in several years. It's going to be a great time though, so I hope to see you all there! I'll update this when I get home, and tell all you losers who missed it all about it. Hahaha!

Welcome Message - Ex-posted from Previous blog from July 12th, 2012

Wow, what a long time coming! It's nothing super fancy, but it'll do. I welcome E/everyone to My brand new site, and I hope all My visitors take the time to look around. The site is not 100% completed yet, and I have lots of new things in the works! I encourage all slaves and submissives to head over to the Serve Me section, and then after that directly to the Worship section. Anyone who is here to gain more knowledge about Me will definitely find what they are looking for, and if not use the contact page or the forums to ask questions! I encourage you all to register for the forums...slaves, subs, switches and Dominants alike. Today was My first registered user, so welcome hot_bad_guy! Hopefully many more to come :D

Anyway, as you A/all may or may not know, I work at KinkLive, the live cam site for the parent company I am a Dominatrix there, of course, and have been working there since I believe late September (though the exact date escapes Me). I have NEVER masturbated on cam. Those who know Me know that I am not there to please you, only Me! After contemplating it for a long time, I decided to finally try out the Sybian. I've been curious about it since I started work there, so now I'm finally going to try it!

you guys can catch this ground breaking show on on July 19th, at 6pm PST. The show goes until 9pm, but I'll probably stay longer if time and interest allow. This is a private show, so sign up for KinkLive and save up your kinks (credits)! I hope to see you all there!

In other, more mundane news, I bought a lawn chair today. Its SWEET! I will take a pic tomorrow. I also got a big ass poster of Albert Einstein, which is now in My living room. My kitty Landau loves catnip, but is afraid of catnip bubbles. Uhm, what else do you sluts like to hear about My personal life...oh I'm currently reading Stephen Hawking's "A brief History of TIme", and Thomas Paine's "Common Sense". Interesting shit... I like ducks.

Thats it for now, more later...if you can't tell, it's way past My bedtime!
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